- I recently started watching The Killing. It's an AMC show based on a Danish crime show called Forbrydelsen. Now, given my lack of interest in Scandinavian media(ironic considering where I live but, oh well) I haven't watched the original but the adaptation is really good so far. It's slow simmering, intense, depressing and sad and oh so good. Mirielle Enos fascinates me and Michelle Forbes just breaks my heart.

- I rewatched all 200 episodes of Sailor Moon in German a while ago and god did I forget how much I loved that show. I started watching it when I was 7 and it's been over a decade since I last watched an episode so nostalgia ahoy. Sidenote: I forgot how much of a pacifist Sailor Moon was. Also read the manga for the first time, which I don't usually do since I'm not the biggest comic fan but it's so pretty *___*

- PETER JACKSON POSTED A PRODUCTION DIARY OF THE HOBBIT AND OMFG I CRIED LIKE A BABBY, GANDAAAAALF ;___; and not only is Richard Armitage there being his foine ass self, HE'S SPEAKING IN MAORI ASDFGHJKL. I can't believe it's been over 10 years since they shot LotR and I can't wait for this to come out so I can once again fangirl the whole thing and fall in love with the inevitably awesome soundtrack ♥

- Game of Thrones premieres tomorrow and I AM SO EXCITE I CAN'T EVEN, IT LOOKS SO EPIC ASDFGHJKL BOROMIR, NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU. PUPPIES. EPIC SETS. INTRIGUE. BLOOD AND GORE.
- I've been trying to keep my self as spoilerfree as possible because I haven't read the books. I really want to read the series but those puppies are 800 pages and *looks at the towers of books and journals* it's probably not gonna happen until I'm done with my BA project :(

- SPEAKING OF FANTASY. SHIT. LIKE. THIS. PISSES. ME. OFF. You don't like fantasy and sci-fi? Fine, but where the hell do you come off speaking for all of women as if we're one hive-mind, you don't speak for me and you sure as hell don't speak for others who enjoy this stuff. What the hell has gender to do with the media people like to watch? God forbid women enjoy politics, swordfights, characters and world-building, nooo we're only in it for the sex and romance. Kindly, gtfo out of my face and take your generalizations and sexist bullshit with you.
- Oh and apparently it's oh so hard having to use your brain while watching television. And this is just a small percentage of the stupid ass reviews currently floating around that have nothing to do with the actual show and everything to do with idiots with a hate-on for everything fantasy. Flames on the side of my face.

Well that went from squeeful to raegy pretty fast, I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS

- RUFUS HAY BB HAYYY, gawd I loved his silly little quips.
- SAM'S HAIR IS STILL LOOKING FLY. Looks like they stopped highlighting it or whatever. I gotta say both boys were looking foine in this episode, that's one thing this season's done right at least.
- Dean's model-face when he's murderous oh goodness Jensen Ackles unf. I LOVE THAT DEAN WANTED TO MAKE GOOD ON HIS PROMISE, YOU GO BB, 4 FOR YOU.
- HOLY SHIT MOMENT: WHEN DEAN OFFED GWEN. She kinda grew on me but let's not fool ourselves here. all the Campbells were expendable.
- "We're gonna find him alive, Samuel, or I'm gonna put a bullet into your head." Atta boy, Sam.
- Rufus going for Dean's ear reminded me of their first meeting in 3.15: Rufus: "You do her ear?" Dean: "Hey man, I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable." LOLLL
- SAM PUSHING DEAN OUT OF HARM'S WAY ♥
-"DEAN!" "SAM!" "DEAANNNN!" "SAAAAMMM!" lmfao never change boys
- Samuel, I hate you with the fire of a thousand su- OMG DING DONG CREEPER GRANDPA SOUP IS DEAD, GO TO HELL BIATCH. WAY TO GO, SAMMY. LOL HE GOT SHOT, HIS SKULL CUT OPEN AND FRIED EXTRA CRISPY, ALSO THEY TOOK THE CAMPBELL SOUP TO ANOTHER LEVEL LOL So, basically, this episode went on to confirm what we already knew, THE CAMPBELLS WERE USELESS. U-S-E-L-E-S-S. Why the fuck were they even brought back this season sheesh, what a waste of space. Also, Sampa's eyebrows look like two caterpillars wrf.
- CUFFED SAM, YES PLEASE.
- "I want you and you to- okay, I want you and you to watch him and him and... ALRIGHT IF ANYTHING CRAWLS OUT OF ANYBODY, SOMEBODY STEP ON IT!" ILU RUFUSSS
- Rufus calls Bobby "Bobbeh" lol ♥
- "I just can't help but think: would would mom say?" Oh Sammy, what would she say about Soup selling out her boys in the first place hmm?
- God help me but the self-electrocution stuff was almost kinky, lol this show srsly.
- Dean: "Well hey there you little herpe" Sam: "Why do you keep talking about herpes?" Dean: "What? I don't! Shut up!" ROFL

- Rufus ;_; *pours some Johnny Walker Blue* rip bb
- Dean telling Sam everything's forgiven &hearts&hearts&hearts boyyssss

- ~Eve~ Mother of All. I'm sorry but so far the casting has been lacking on this one, gurl has zero presence whatsoever. The girls who played Lillith did it better AND THEY WERE LITTLE GIRLS.
- SO, THE MESSAGE FROM EVE WAS THAT THEY WERE ALL GONNA DIE? WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK. oh ffs, when isn't life painful for the Winchesters - they've turned it into a fetishistic artform at this point.
- Bobby was almost killed yadayadayada, knowing the spoilers might've played a part in this but come on like he was ever in danger of getting ganked, kinda took some of the tension out of that scene. And, yeah, I'm coming to terms with the fact that Bobby bores me, I'D HAVE TAKEN RUFUS OVER HIM ANY DAY, IDGAF.

- WHO GOT KILLED IN OMAHA? I WANNA KNOW.
- WHAT IS IT WITH THE SOUNDTRACK LATELY? LESS IS MORE, PEOPLE.
- Gwen already knew that Samuel sold the boys out once before (Family Matters anyone?) WHY WAS SHE STILL HANGING OUT WITH SOUP?

I don't even know you guys, I'd prepared myself for awkwardness but that didn't help it at all. I know that there's a lot of people who enjoyed the episode and that's great, but I spent most of the time watching it through my fingers, pausing and screaming NO NO DNW CAN WE GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY? I've an embarrassment squick like you wouldn't believe and most of the episode gave me second hand embarrassment like I've never felt it before. All the scenes with Gen were so fricking awkward to watch, the wedding photos(I NEED SOME BOUNDARIES, OK), was it bad that i laughed?, the NEVER-ENDING "ACTING" SCENE - it was so painful, I can't...took me about an hour to watch the whole episode. Yeah.

- The oneliners, "I'am a painted whore" etc.
- When they meet Misha and think he's Cas while Misha's just reciting lines oh boys.
- The boys realizing the whole set is fake, POOR IMPALA.
- Eric Brady, AND WHAT IS THAT PICTURE
- The boys realizing they're in Vancouver.
- THEY KILLED MISHA. EL OH EL.
- VIRGIL GOING ALL GODFATHER ON KRIPKE, SINGER ETC. and the music...lmfao. Not gonna lie, I kinda loved him in that scene, he was so badass - shame he's stuck back there.
- THIS COLD BADASS RIGHT HERE
- Ohey Cas' wings :D

- Dean saying "Sammy", it just does things to me, makes me all gooey and shit.
- SAM IS OKAY, KINDA, EVEN THOUGH THE PROMO GAVE IT AWAY LULZ.
- Let's take this moment to fully enjoy the pure sassiness of Sam's hair
- "What's a Snooki" Oh Sammy, so precious
- "Be my Valentine?" "Dude, we're working, put it back" "Have a heart" "Dean" "heh, buzzkill" oh Deannn I love it when you get playful and silly, shame you had to go drown in buckets of angst and self-loathing later.
- THEY USED THE EMF, BABY HOW I'VE MISSED YOU.
- Breaking into the video room like ol' tiems :')
- "rubbed her feet during Glee" "Some genius accidentally spilled sulfuric acid on his crotch" yep Show can still make me cringe.
- FUCKING YUCKY DOLLS.
- Lisa looks pretty, I still don't care about her and loathe her son, but she cleans up nice. Now marry the good doctor Matt and rock his world etc. They should've ended it there but nooo on to Ben.
- SAM TAKING CONTROL AND BEING ALL DICKISH AND ROBO!SAM LIKE, I APPROVE UNF.
- WTF MOMENT: A REALDOLL, A FUCKING REALDOLL NOOOOOOOOO.
- ISABEL HAS ROSE'S KIDNEY, OF COURSE THIS COULDN'T END WELL, OF COURSE.
- YES ISABEL, YES GO WTIH THE SEEMINGLY INSANE MAN GURL, THAT'S SMART. OH w/e he's cute, so I'll forgive it.
- BABY GOT HURT, NOOOOOOOO ;_; FIX HER DEAN, FIX HER GOOD.
- BOYS BONDING, "I NEVER THANKED YOU FOR THAT, DID I?" ♥

- Dean freaking out over Sam, omg baby.
- Rose and Isabel broke my heart, IDGAF THOSE DOCHEBAGS DESERVED TO DIE FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THAT POOR GIRL, WHERE'S ROBO!SAM WHEN YOU NEED HIM? >:'( and then the guy who actually killed her got off the hook ugh diaf.

- HOW THE HELL DIDN'T HE FEEL THE GASH UNTIL HE SAW THE BLOOD? JUST, WAT.
- THE DAMN ZOOMS.
- Is it just me(I usually hate this sentence BECAUSE IT'S NEVER JUST YOU OK? but I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere else) or was this episode incredibly LOUD? Like, from the background noise(microphone malfunction? IDFK) to the score, it felt so fricking amplified and deafening. To me it distracted from the dialogue at times and, honestly, it made my ears hurt in some places. Then again maybe it's just my file but it's the first time I've ever encountered this on Show.

- THOSE GODDAMN DOUCHEBAGS WHO MESSED WITH ROSE, DIAF.
- Emotional reunion with the Braedens, I'll let Robo!Sam speak for me here. ARE WE SERIOUSLY WASTING OUR TIME ON THIS?
Ben you have hit my last nerve. Parent Trap? Are you fucking serious.
- "You know you’re walking out on your family, right?" LOW. BLOW. I wanted to punch him so hard. I know you're a ball of tween angst and all but he's GOING BACK TO HIS FAMILY, SO LAY OFF, BITCH.
- The montage. Oh My God. Is there some rule about laying the cheesefactor on so thick every time they revisit Braedens? Because dear lord this is fucking awful, I was torn between laughing my ass off and sitting dumbfounded wondering "Is this real life? wtf am I watching?". IS THIS A SOAP? ARE WE IN A SOAP? Why, oh, why Show, whyyyyy.

- ROBO!SAM YOU FIERCE ASS BASTARD YOU <3 FOREVER IN MY HEART. A smack-down like that shouldn't be hot, damn this show - I MEAN HIS HAIR AFTER THE FIGHT? SO FUCKING HOT.
- ...The Mel Gibson reference, I can't.
- I fucking love the way this episode is shot; vibrant colors contrasted with the dark, the black and white and the SNOWWWWWW OMG SNOW ON SPN, HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SHIT IN YEARS. Also love the way it's cut like the laggy feel to it during the flashbacks - and it looks like it's the first time this director has taken on SPN. I have a hard-on for this stuff, idek.
- Another glimpse of sleaze!Dean, it does my heart good :')
- The pirate themed restaurant thing oh my god, THE POOP DECK? STAY CLASSY .
- The word "dump" doesn't even begin to cover the place where they're staying, lawd guys.
- Boys being at odds but working stuff out, oh bbs <3
- Robo!Sam was a horndog :') get it - LOUD AND ATHLETIC RAWR. Also the death-peen seems to be fully active again... or rather the new and improved monster-peen that's what she said.
- Obligatory reminder of Sam's Sasquatchness: He's about yea high ♥
- Sympathetic voiced Sam, how I've missed this ♥♥♥
- I really liked Brenna, poor woman. And poor Sheriff Dobbs for that matter.
- SPIDER...THING, the weird eyes thing...ew. But no matter how much I hate spiders and stuff like that it might have added to the creepy factor to have some yucky spiders crawling around.
- SURPRISE!DEAN LOL, SAM KEPT ALMOST SHOOTING HIM.
- "Well let's Memento this thing shall we?" I love the montage.
- At this point...idk I'm still with Dean on that wasn't really Sam. Robo!Sam and Sam are two different people to me and I love them both in my own weird way.
- "What are you now, my waitress?" I love this fandom.
- Holy shit moment: SAM'S CAGE, SHOW SRSLY WENT THERE AND RIGHT AFTER DEAN SAID THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OK TO BOOT ;___;. Not gonna lie I thought it would take a bit more time, they should sue Death for the poor construction job. Also, Sam's hair is fireproof - IT IS IN FACT MAGICAL.

- Grandpa Soup, you're still tacky and I hate you.

- Damn low-budget cage.
- NO METALLICA, or rather no music at all >:[

- TWO CROWLEYS, I was like "wtf is going?" at first LOL
- They didn't forget about the shifter-babies! ...and now they are most likely dead. R.I.P Bobby John.
- "I don't understand what you're saying 'cause I don't speak "little bitch"!" OH SNAP
- TIED UP BOYS. ME LIKE. MEG YOU KINKY BITCH ILU. "OK, officially over the foreplay, satisfy me or I please myself." you go gurl
- Sherlock!Sam!
- The Ark of the Covenant. SAM TRICKED CAS WITH AN INDIANA JONES PLOT OH LOL ♥ I love this scene, can I say tension? LOL "will you, boy?" OoOoOoOoOoo
- MARY. JUST. MARY. So Samuel is trying to get her back, SHOCKER. Still think he's a bitch. If they DO bring back Mary for however long that would last...please cast Samantha, Amy is great and all but Mary died when she was older and she's my fave ♥___♥. BUT, Crowley is gone now so....
- "I’m asking you to learn from our mistakes! This is how the bad guys get us every time. It’s our Achilles heel. Apparently, it runs in the family." oh Dean :(
- Castiel watched porn. In front of Sam and Dean. And he popped a boner. "why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she’s done something wrong" OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE LMFAO.
- Samuel: "This is what you boys do? Sit around watching pornos with angels?" Castiel: "We're not supposed to talk about it" *snort*
- Robo!Sam, I get all tingly when you take control like that.
- Oh my fucking god I was on the edge of my seat the entire episode because I thought they might kill off Meg. THEY DIDN'T, THE KINKY BITCH LIVED ♥ ♥ ♥
- MEG. CAS. MEG AND CAS. OMFG THAT KISS I CAN'T EVEN

UNFFFFFFFFF. Oh god I'm shipping it so hard, GIVE ME FIC FANDOM, DON'T DISAPPOINT ME ;___;
- Gratuitous nekkid torture scene? yes plz.
- "You talk about putting blood first? You sound like my Dad. Difference is? He actually did." You tell him, Dean.
- SAM, BITING YOURSELF. GURL YOU NASTY. AND CRAZY. IT'S KIND OF A TURN ON. I'M SO CONFUSED.
- CHRISTIAN FINALLY GOT GANKED. YOU WONT BE MISSED, BITCH.
- Sam's soul is Lucifer's chew toy. Ouch. Can't say I don't understand why Robo!Sam doesn't want it back if that's the case but still, boys :'( BUT COME ON, LEAVING HIM DOWN THERE JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE. Get his soul out, put it in an Orb of Thesulah or some shit and then go from there, Jesus.
- "Sam, don’t walk away." ;___;

- SAMUEL YOU SELLOUT LITTLE BITCH, I HOPE YOU FRY.
- CROWLEY'S DEAD NOOOOOOOOO ;___; Maybe he's in purgatory now and they'll bring him back if they finish that storyline...or not IDEK.

SKIN OF A KILLER, BITCH!

- The whole Twilight stuff, IT WAS RIDICULOUS, I LOL'D AND I WOULD LOL AGAIN. Stupid bitches. But I love how they took the satire and mockage and made it relevant to what Dean was going through "oh God, I'm Pattinson."
- For the record, I've gotten sick of vampires over the years but dammit vampire Dean is one of the hottest things ever. FUCKING BAMF. No, Samuel, THAT'S ALL WINCHESTER SO R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
- Damn Dean, it only took you a year to realize that bad shit is gonna happen eventually? Derp. They seem to finally be fazing out the Lisa/Ben stuff, Hallelujah~! lol this whole thing has been so useless, couple of eps and we can move on.... I hope. If you ship it, don't mind me, I just can't bring myself to care.

- Vampire acid trip, the Shining twins waaaaaaat, freaky bitches.
- HE FUCKING SMIRKED AND LET IT HAPPEN, HE MADE DEAN INTO A LAB RAT ಥ_ಥ
omfg you know shit is bad when Samuel of all people seems less skeevy in comparison, I NEED ANSWERS, OH MY FUCKING GOD. BOYSSSS ;____;

This fate could've been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend