Some very disturbing news... it has come to my attention that Ellen DeGeneres (@theellenshow) is also trying to achieve "World Domination."

this is a link to her nefarious undertaking: http://su.pr/7NKb6N

Dear Ms. @theellenshow, please consider this a cease & desist memo. I've already laid claim to the world, you're free to dominate elsewhere.

mishacollins: I just opened my trailer door to find that it was defaced with this: http://twitpic.com/12b8xe i'm not safe even in my own home...