02 February 2011 @ 11:14 pm
Dashiel Coffee. Tastes like ~Heaven.  
OK so, CW picked up some pilots for the next year and I gotta say... wow, major suckage as usual. Anyways, one of these is:
"Heavenly", written by Richard Hatem(former SPN co-exec producer), is from CBS Studios and Fineman Entertainment. It centers on a dedicated young female attorney and a former angel, Dashiel Coffee, only recently turned human, who tackle cases together at the attorney's legal aid clinic – she saves clients’ butts while he saves their souls. As an angel, Dash never experienced feelings or emotions, and his “awakening” is a big part of the series, sometimes to hilarious effect. "


DASHIEL COFFEE. DASHIEL. COFFEE. DASHIEL. COFFEE.





Just like the description, he is a Castiel knock-off. Now, because this is the CW and will inevitably suck, I've gone ahead and made my own headcanon where everything is sassy and nothing hurts.

• Castiel fell, deciding that he needed some time off after the whole Apocalypse hoopla.

• To get some distance, he changed his name to his second favorite beverage (because Dean claimed Alcohol was ridiculous for some reason. Don't even ask about Dashiel.)

• His favorite movie is Christmas Cottage. He developed a crush on Jared Padalecki, who coincidently looks remarkably like the younger Winchester brother.

• He gets all his fashion tips from the Christmas Cottage and, feeling inspired by all the sassy scarves and other knitwear, also took up knitting as a hobby. He makes all his own sassy scarves, hats, mittens and even the odd knitted stuffed animal. In fact he knits so much that he often gives stuff to the people he helps out; some find it creepy, others find it cute.

• His "people skills" are still "rusty" and he continues to stare at people and make them uncomfortable.


I've deigned this ridiculous idea more thought than it deserves, what am I even doing, I'll stop now.
 
 
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ext_157516[identity profile] subarashiine.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
This show sounds like it is going to suck SO BADLY.

I like your version of it :3
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
the whole line up sounds full of fail, I can't...lol

aw thanks :3
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ext_157516[identity profile] subarashiine.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
LOL I read the description while sitting in a hallway at my University today and I just burst out laughing. It sounds like a fanfiction. Then again, most shows on the CW are like that anyway.
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[identity profile] shakespearechic.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
WOW. Aside from the Castiel-knock off fail and name fail... is it sad that the idea of a "dedicated young female attorney" and a supernatural being helping people feels so cliched now? Oh, CW...

Image (http://s580.photobucket.com/albums/ss241/shakespearechic/?action=view&current=nathan_noidea.gif)
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC)
And it's clear to see what they want: to keep the genre viewers around AND appeal to young women, it's bound to somehow end up cliché on this network.
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[identity profile] tin-o-biscuits.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC)
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ext_157516[identity profile] subarashiine.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)
PERFECT gif for this xD
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[identity profile] dr-ducktator.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)
I'd MUCH rather watch your show!
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC)
lol aww

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[identity profile] dr-ducktator.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:13 pm (UTC)
There's really nothing quite like opening my mailbox and seeing the Padalecki's sweet little kissy-face. Thanks!
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:14 pm (UTC)
my pleasure ♥
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[identity profile] thirteenfluidoz.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
lmao now I understand your tweets
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 2nd, 2011 11:37 pm (UTC)
XDD
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[identity profile] squishyball.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 12:19 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL, I WAS JUST BITCHING ABOUT THIS (http://squishyball.livejournal.com/56985.html) TO MY FRIENDSLIST.

AND GODDAMMIT I WANT YOUR VERSION TO BE REAL.

SCARVES. CHRISTMAS COTTAGE. PERFECT. ♥

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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 02:01 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] bellevue.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 01:58 am (UTC)
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
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[personal profile] radiophile on February 3rd, 2011 02:26 am (UTC)
I SECOND THIS MOTION
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[personal profile] radiophile on February 3rd, 2011 02:27 am (UTC)
Omg that drawing is so qt omg omg ♥♥♥

Lol the summary sounds SO RIDICULOUS. I would ttly watch it if you were writing it tho XD
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ext_85807[identity profile] a-way-of-sin.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 07:38 am (UTC)
aww bb tyyyy ♥♥♥♥
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[identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com on February 3rd, 2011 04:34 pm (UTC)
I think my icon says it all. Does this mean angel are the next big 'thing'? DNW!11!
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