01. MY OTP IS SO VERY PRECIOUS ❤❤❤
02. PANTIES. PINK, SATINY PANTIES. MY BRAIN IS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD RIGHT NOW OMG. As usual don’t expect deep meta, this show has made me unable to think clearly. BTW sorry for the length in advance, I couldn’t help myself. And I’m too lazy to cut XD
03. The End, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1. THE COLT IS MAKING A SEMI-COMEBACK YESS!
2. Cas is so freaking precious in this episode
Dean: “You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.”
Castiel: “This isn't funny. Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.” ♥♥♥
Castiel: “I’ll just…wait here then.” ♥♥♥
3. Breakup #3456786543, Sam wants to redeem himself and Dean just… doesn’t want to deal with it anymore. “We’re not stronger together Sam, we’re weaker.” Oh these boys just break my heart.
4. THE WATCHMEN SET! Never saw the movie, but dammit SIR was in it!
5. Dean wakes up 5 years in the future, and it turns out the Croatoan virus has spread. TBH I had completely forgotten about the virus until they mentioned this episode – that’s what you get when you rush to catch up *sigh*
6. They sure know how to cast them creepy kids yo!
7. RUN DEAN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! AND WHAT IS THIS I SEE? Irak invasion 2.0? lol wut at “Do you love me” blaring while people are gunned down.
8. YOU KNOW THE APOCALYPSE IS GOING DOWN, WHEN? YES, WHEN SARAH PALIN IS PRESIDENT!
9. Oh Zack, you really are a dick with wings. I love to hate you. The whole purpose of this ~excursion~ is to make Dean realize that saying no to Michael has consequences and isn’t worth it. IDK he might have a point, but dammit I want Dean to stay Dean and find an alternative way out.
10. THE WHEELCHAIR! OH BOBBEH NOO! :’( and the picture! Cas looking BAMFy omg.
11. NOT THE METALLICAR! “Oh baby no!” “Oh no baby, what did they do to you?” It’s easy to see who’s Dean’s #1 girl, poor Impala :’(
12. 2 DEANS! OMG 2 DEANS! Dean cuffing Dean! Dean Batman voice-off! And of course this ~jewel~
Future Dean: Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know.
Dean: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what?
Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
13. THE PROPHET CHUCK! HOARD THE TOILETPAPER! HOARD IT LIKE IT’S MADE OF GOLD. ‘CAUSE IT IS. LMAO
14. Dean is still a playboy lol and hides behind Chuck XD, random jealous chick GTFO
15. STONED!CAS OMG LOL FOREVER, now see, this is basically Misha!Castiel being all zen and shit.
Future Castiel: Why not go get washed up for the orgy? You are all so beautifull…OMFG. XD However, it turns out to be more sad than funny later.
Dean: What, are you stoned?
Future Castiel: Generally, yeah.
Dean: What happened to you?
Future Castiel: Oh…life.
Future!Cas is…a mess, to put it lightly, the angels have left and Cas is basically human without his connection to the Hosts of Heaven.
Dean: Welcome to the club.
Future Castiel: Thanks. Except I used to belong to a much better club. I'm now powerless. I'm hapless. I'm hopeless. I mean why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence? Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out? That's just how I roll.
Seems funny maybe but…not really. He has no angel mojo, no healing powers and in his eyes, he is basically useless. He’s addicted to meth, drinks Absinth, uses women to forget the pain and just…. isn’t CAS anymore :(
16. Future Dean…turned out not to be my favourite person, I actually got rather angry at him, as did Past!Dean. He is bitter, pragmatic and has no qualms in torturing or sacrificing people – even Cas. And that’s just…. wrong. Future!Cas even says it:
Future Castiel: “What? I likeBTW IT’S CANON BITCHES *PUTS ON SHIPPER GOGGLES*. Future Cas is snarky lol “OUR FEARLESS LEADER”
Future Castiel: Oh good! It’s right in the middle of a hotzone!
Future Dean: Crawling with Croats, yeah. You saying my plan is reckless?
Future Castiel: Are you saying we uhh walk in straight up the driveway past the demons and the Croats and we shoot the Devil?
Future Dean: Yes,
Future Castiel: Okay. If you don’t like uh reckless I could use insouciant , maybe.
You can feel that Zach might be manipulating Dean through Future!Dean, he is basically urging him to take the offer and be Michael’s vessel so that all of this doesn’t come to pass: Sam taking Lucifer’s offer, the world going to the crapper…
Future Dean: If I could do It over again, I’d say yes in a heartbeat.
Dean: So why don’t you?
Future Dean: I’ve tried, I’ve shouted YES ‘til I was blue in the face. The angels aren’t listening! They just left! Gave up! It’s too late for me, but for you-
Dean: Oh, no, there’s gotta be another way…
Future Dean: Yeah, that’s what I thought. I was cocky, never actually thought I would lose. But I was wrong, Dean, I was wrong. I’m begging you, say yes…. But you won’t, ‘cause I didn’t. Because that’s just not us, is it?
17 Did I say that Future!Dean being okay with sacrificing Cas as a decoy MADE ME PISSED? BECAUSE IT DID. “Oh man something is broken in you.”
18 Dean & Lucifer showdown, in a garden. HOW FITTING. I liked Samifer. He has no taste in clothes but he was played perfectly BTW I THINK I SHIP GOD/LUCIFER LOL. HE USED SAM’S PUPPY EYES, THAT’S CHEATING AWWW. But dammit, I can’t help but like Samifer, or Luci in general. This scene? How Samifer really is so sympathetic, you can’t really blame him for feeling hurt by God. And Dean knows what he should do but can’t and Samifer knows this. They are at an impasse. PERFECTION. AND SPEAKING OF PERFECTION…
19 THE SINGLE PERFECT DEAN TEAR OF MAGNIFICENCE MAKES A COMEBACK. YES.
20. For a second there I actually thought Dean WOULD say yes. But instead Zach got a big fat “Nah” LOL. This whole thing was supposed to be a lesson for Dean. And it was, just not the one Zacharia intended, instead of giving himself to Michael (I can’t make that NOT sound dirrty) he decides to reconcile with Sam, they may be each other’s weakness but they are stronger together than apart. And keep each other human :) Btw the re-usage of the Sir, Sam and Dean location? MADE MY HEART ACHE :( I MISS SIR.
21 NU!PAST!CAS I MISSED YOU SO! AND SO DID DEAN! “We had an appointment
22. NO ANNA. GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
Overall score: A+ for BEING PERFECT. The lolz, the sadness, the anger! OH I HAVE FELT IT ALL! Samifer is awesome, and I think Sammy has wormed himself into my heart with his puppy eyes ♥ (right after Dean and Cas of course, he shares a 3rd spot with SIR). Cas and Dean.... broke my heart. I WAS SO RELIEVED TO SEE OUR CAS AGAIN OMG. Also, again, my OTP? PRECIOUS ♥♥♥
03. LJ was a bitch last night and had maintenance right after the episode so we convened in the chat. Annoying, yes, but there was just so much lolz and crack. I LOVE YOU ALL SFM! *snort* Dorothy, red sequined panties CLENCH CLENCH *snort* YES. WE ARE INSANE.
04. My family is coming back on Saturday. This means no SPN after-party for me for awhile, I'll be lucky If I'm allowed to stay up until 4am for the live airing *sigh* less privacy plus school means no time for .gifs, I'm sorry guys :( I might make the odd one here and there if I'm really inspired but...yeah.
HOWEVER, if anyone has any REQUESTS for season 5 I’ll do my best to fill them :)